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Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
are the rule
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
then let him know
that you won't be done
till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
he's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL licenseTax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
McGuinty Health Premuim Tax
Health Care Tax
Hunting LicenseTax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Expense Inventory tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Taxes on Gas:
Federal Gas Tax
Provincal Gas Tax
GST Tax on Federal Gas Tax
GST Tax on Provincal Gas Tax
GST Tax on Gas itself tax
Taxes on Liquor:
Federal Gas Liquor
Provincial Gas Liquor
GST Tax on Federal Liquor Tax
GST Tax on Provincial Liquor Tax
GST Tax on Liquor itself tax
Taxes on Cigarettes:
Federal Gas Cigarettes
Provincial Gas Cigarettes
GST Tax on Federal Cigarettes Tax
GST Tax on Provincial Cigarettes Tax
GST Tax on Cigarettes itself tax
Taxes on buying a car:
Tire Tax
Air Condition Tax
Gas Consummation Tax
Taxes on having a Baby:
S.I.N. Card tax
Birth Certificate tax
Health Card tax
National Park Entry tax
National Park Camping tax
Provincial Park Entry tax
Provincial Park Camping tax
GST Tax::
Book Tax
TV Cable Tax
Little kids' candle Tax
Donut Tax
Coffee & Tea Tax
Hooker Tax - Sorry Escort Services Tax
Possible Future Taxes:
Laying on Couch Health Care Tax
Fatty food Tax
Fatty Person Tax
Smiling Tax
Farting Tax
Hugging your children Tax
Dare to question Taxes Tax
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was the most prosperous in the world, had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What the hell happened????
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