Betsy’s Top Ten Caledonia Problems this past year

Diane Finley has forgotten what ordinary Caledonia residents look like or maybe the neon sign over her head is too bright

The DCE occupiers have the impression that Caledonia residents actually like being intimidated

Prime Minister Harper has not yet learned the meaning of the word terror according to the Dictionary of Canadian English “a person or thing that causes much trouble and unpleasantness”. Only in Afghanistan you say.

If some on Haldimand County Council think Gary McHale is a criminal, what do they think the person that burned the power station is?

The town seems to be divided along political lines. The Grits and the Tories. One is a southern US breakfast food and the other is some guy’s name

The residents on the north side of the Grand River think that the south side of the Grand River is another town

The OPP Commissioner will only meet with those groups that have pot luck dinners

The Provincial Government believes DCE occupiers are holding a 30 year seminar on Land Reclamation

The OPP believe it was Space Aliens who burned bridges, barns plus power stations and attacked several residents and visitors this past year

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Premier McGuinty, the rare “Caledonia Chicken”, will not hatch from his egg until later this summer when his party lays his egg